2007-02-05 07:10:02 · 19 answers · asked by If the mask fits... 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
2007-02-05 07:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by flylikepowell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry officer, I thought it was a race.
I apologize, I always drive like this when I'm drunk.
Hey, c'mon, I'm a woman!
Are you gonna use those cuffs or am I gonna have to?
What children?
Woman in the trunk? WOW, she picks a bad time to play hide and seek!
C'mon now, I'm late for the next beer run.
J-e-s-u-s, I'm high.
I'M DRIVING!!?
Hey fatty, want a doughnut fatty? Sure ya do fatty. Here ya go.
Hi officer, can you tell me how to get to the Mexican border?
2007-02-05 15:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering how many times I was gonna have to keep sppeding past you before you woke up.
By the way your Wife left her panties at my Brothers house again.
Oh and they have proven that wearing your pants that damn tight does not increase the size of your little package..
2007-02-05 18:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Rochelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
OR
How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2007-02-05 15:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby what are you doing tonight? want to come to my house later. My wife is out of town for a week
2007-02-05 15:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Rob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad cop! No donut!
2007-02-05 15:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait this is an important call (and resume talking to the person on the other end)
sorta what tomboy88 said but:
hold on, could you hold my beer while i look for my license?
2007-02-05 15:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might not wanna look in the trunk, officer
or
Officer, your eyes looked kind of glazed, how many donuts has it been by now?
2007-02-05 15:15:41 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could you hold my beer?
I could see you didnt save me any doughnuts.
Can you tell me what why you stopped me cause I dont know.
2007-02-05 15:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by tomboy88 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got the car camera on???? I wouldn't want you to miss what's going to happen !!!!
2007-02-05 15:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋