8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"
7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."
6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."
5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."
4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."
3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."
2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck."
1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."
2007-02-05 07:07:35 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guys, I posted this a while ago but somehow it got 'lost'..
I'd appreciate your feedback, thanks =)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvLKBNkbFYBQpl8_oeyJQ3jsy6IX?qid=20070205114847AAeHR3f
2007-02-05 07:13:52 · update #1
nice. but really, i had a fortune that said "your fortune is in another cookie." I'm not even joking. i also got a cookie that didn't have a fortune in it. i was mad both times.
2007-02-05 07:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon"....lol...like Chinese Food Jokes....8/8
2007-02-05 07:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have an answer for daylights savings (#3) it all began during WW2 when it was all about conservation and being all patriotical, so for the people to work longer and cnserve more toward the nation and war they extended the day by making daylight savings pushing the day an hour more. :)
2016-03-29 06:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i got a fortune once that said "if we are all worms try to be a glow worm" what the heck kind of fortune is that?
2007-02-05 08:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-02-05 07:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
number 9. "dont eat Chinese food today, or you will get very sick"
2007-02-05 07:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by jp4smiles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolololol
i like number eight
2007-02-05 08:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by Answerfinder1360 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i have never got any of those and if i did that would suck
2007-02-05 07:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by m.j h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 07:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋