There would millions of turkeys gleefully gobbling and clapping their clipped wings.
2007-02-05 06:49:18 · 20 answers · asked by Madam Rosmerta 5 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
It would be even better if he and his family had their heads smashed in by a couple of bat-wielding psychopaths - just like a couple of his staff were caught doing to turkeys on hidden camera in his Norfolk factory. Hang the lot of them.
2007-02-05 06:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes- or chicken pox I suppose! Personally, I would prefer something cooked up by Bernard Manning than Bernard Matthews- but there again loads of people like that sort of thing. Live and let live, I say.
P.S. Heathen- you need anger management!!
2007-02-05 07:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was toying with the idea of saying it'd be boootiful, damn it!
He's not dead at all, I don't know where you got that from.
I bought some Bernard Matthew's turkey today, and I'm feeling fine, I dont think you can actually catch it from processed meat anyway, can you?
2007-02-05 06:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by clarky303 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bernard Matthflu. haha.
2007-02-05 06:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by bluebird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not Mr Atkins who the diet is named after died obese and the worlds first anti-smoking expert died from lung cancer!
2007-02-05 07:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm at a loss for words, does this propose i won't be able to consume turkish delight anymore, it relatively is not easy, i admire turkish delight, no longer the crap form nonetheless, no longer the type lined in toddler powder. the superb variety with the chocolate. MMMMMMMMMM TASTY. it relatively is in basic terms no longer easy.
2016-10-01 11:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by tuberman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is more likely that John Selwin Gummer's daughter died from BSE
Remember when he fed her the burger on TV when they denied it existed
2007-02-05 06:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking of Salmonella and cannot beat Chicken Pox.
2007-02-05 13:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Perseus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! awww hopefully not! I love berbard matthew turkey ham yumyum! x
2007-02-05 06:52:16 · answer #9 · answered by don't stop the music ♪ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most of these answers will ruffle a few feathers
2007-02-05 07:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋