In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ***?
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Coolers and Heaters: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.
2007-02-05 06:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
2007-02-05 06:49:36 · update #1
I spent 8 years living in Japan, Hong Kong, and the Phillipines.....there are thousands of signs like this everywhere over the entire far east............LOL
I still to this day find these hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-11 00:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
queen eliza... declared if someone is able to bang me 100 time on the trot continuously i'll give him half of engld. an 70 yr old indian sikh took the challanged
each time he banged he shifted a counter on the bed to remember when the count was over 70 eliza thought he will do it and ill loose half of the country so he shifted 30 counters back
when sikh took a look on the counter he thought something is wrong so he shouted" YOU HAVE CHEATED WE'LL PLAY AGAIN RIGHT NOW"
2007-02-10 05:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For more of this sort of thing, check out http://www.engrish.com/
2007-02-07 08:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-02-05 15:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee hee......................LOL
Ladies with nuts!!??!@@!@ wtf!!
I am an Asian and see such practical jokes many times in my country as well
2007-02-09 07:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 15:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋