Bill Gates dies in a car accident.
He finds himself being sized up by God. "Well Bill, I'm really
confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.
After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every
home, yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something
I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to
go."
Bill replied: "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
God said "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to see if
it will help your decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" Bill
replied. God said "I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then" said Bill, "let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a clean, sandy beach with clear water and lots of beautiful women
running around, playing in the water,laughing & frolicking about.
The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. "This is
great. If this is Hell, I really want to see Heaven."
His wish was granted. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with
angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as
enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a minute, and rendered his decision.
"Hmmm.
I think I'd prefer Hell."
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire and see
how he was doing in hell. There was Bill, shackled to a wall screaming
amongst flames in a dark cave, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's
everything going?"
Bill responded in an anguished voice. "This is awful. This is nothing like
the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't believe this is happening.What
happened to the other place, with the beaches and the beautiful women
playing in the water?"
"Oh," God said, "that was Hell 3.1. This is Hell 95."
2007-02-05 06:43:07 · 25 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think even Bill Gates'll get a chuckle from this one! Good job!
2007-02-05 06:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by ; - } 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
And in another 10 years, it'll be Hell Vista??
2007-02-05 07:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-03-29 06:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alternative answer:
God said "That was just a Beta version."
2007-02-05 08:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mia R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard about that joke a while ago. It was actually funny
2007-02-05 06:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by ✮Nikki✮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, 7/10 : )
2007-02-05 07:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to send him to 'Hell Vista' then.
2007-02-05 06:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - I still wish I had his money and brains!
2007-02-05 06:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by swmiller888 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 15:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm thats a doozy
2007-02-05 06:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by Bawls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋