If you captured bin Laden, what would you do to him?

Answer 1

put him on a remotely controlled Boeing 747, with a lot of fuel, a drive it into the holy black stone in Mecca.

Answer 2

Bin Laden, son of a billionaire Saudi businessman, became involved in the fight against the Soviet Union’s invasion and occupation of Afghanistan, which lasted from 1979 to 1988 and ended with a Soviet defeat at the hands of international militias of Muslim fighters backed by the U.S., Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. Together with Palestinian Muslim Brotherhood leader, Abdullah Azzam, bin Laden ran one of seven main militias involved in the fighting. They established military training bases in Afghanistan and founded Maktab Al Khidamat, or Services Office, a support network that provided recruits and money through worldwide centers, including in the U.S.

I would pose to him the following questions:

Who do you work for?

Who is paying you?

What is your mission and why?

Joe

Answer 3

put him on trial in civilian courts as there is more than enough evidence like his confessions on video tape to convict. I am still pondering which is more useful letting him rot in prison for life or executing him. I am leaning toward letting him rot in Leavenworth prison for life and thus remain not as a martyr but as a broken and humiliated figurehead of Al Qaeda.

Answer 4

I would take him to ground zero, and let the survivors, and their families, have a go at him, but not kill him yet. Then i would take a blow torch and burn him alive, while eating roasted marshmellows,over his burning body, then sing the American Anthem. And to finish it, i would send his remains back to his followers with a message, "Your next"!!!!

Answer 5

Tie him with a tie to a coat hanger. And hang him in a cubrd for a week then turn him over to the government

Answer 6

Turn him over to Karl Rove and Jeff Gannon!

Answer 7

Bury him up to his neck in sand at low tide. Wipe my hands off on my jeans and go for a couple of drinks.

Answer 8

Send him on a warship out to the ocean, give him concrete shoes and let him sleep with the fishies.

Answer 9

Give him an award for making bush look like an idiot. One man outrunning an entire world power???
I think that deserves an award, then a noose!

Answer 10

Got asked this before so i put

Well firstly i would starve him till he would literally eat anything. Now muslims dont eat pork so obviously i would offer him a selection of pork based treats, bacon, chops, steaks the works. Mmmmmmmmmmm. After forcing him to go against his religion i would then bring a pig into the room, the kind of pig that has been involved in beastiality ( urggggggggghhhhhh! SICK ) and seeing as muslims find pigs holy for some reason i would make sure Mr Bin Liner got a right holy rodgering. After these events have happened and been recorded step 2 takes place. Then its time to clean the cnut up so a shave is in order ( his beard means something doesnt it ) then take him into a prayer room. Every time he went down to pray a small drop of acid would drip from a bucket above causing him great pain. I would wonder how long he would keep his faith up. When he has horrendus burn marks on his head and back i would then spend the next hour beating him to near death, only pausing to inject him with something to keep him alive. Once over i would go for my tea. After that i would begin editing my recording ready for distribution on the net adding some cool look effects and captions for some pictures etc. The i have my self a few hours sleeps so im ready for the next day. Next morning the hell continues for Mr Bin as i would fill a room with hot ashes break all of his toes before putting him in the room for half an hour causing horrific burns to the souls of his feet and lower body. Then for a laugh i would grate his forehead with a cheese grater. lol. After the funs over though back to business. I would shackle his down with his arms spreed some his armpits are exposed. In would then put 2 lit candles under his arm so the heat would rise up and slowly burn them. Now you all know thats gonna hurt like hell. I would allow this to continue for a while. The next step involves using a horse simply for kicking this freak square in the balls from as close as possible 3 times( owwwwwwwww ). Over the night i would cut his legs and leave the room with a few rats, rats that have been starved of course and due to this there real hungry and of course theres some fresh meat in the room with them. Now i dont want him dead just yet so i would again use some medication constantly pumped into his body to keep him alive so he can watch himself get eaten alive. Next morning going into the room a sight of absolute disgusts would great me, a man ( can we call him a man? NO ok something ) thats had half his legs eaten away to the bone. I would then kill the rats as they have done there job. Then with a rusty saw i would begin to amputate his legs just above where he had been eaten to. This would cause the worst pain yet and his screams would be sadistic. I would then install fake legs filled with explosives, strap him with a bomb on his chest and get him clothed up. I would cut out his tounge, burning the end to minimise bleeding and take him to Iraq. Driving to an area highly populated by islamic extremists on a day where they would be a large gathering of them i would throw him out onto the street after setting the bomb to go off. The extremists would spot him and rush to his aid taking him to there hide out. Once there they notice he cant speak and has been extremely tortured. Not noticing the bomb they would all get blown up just like they want to, the only difference being no civilians were hurt or killed.