2007-02-05 06:29:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
id just hope i wasnt on it at the time lol
2007-02-05 09:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends, if it was fork lightning or sh eet lightning. In either case toilet paper would probably not be necessary. It would certainly make me looked flushed though, especially if it was greased lightning. Ex-lax would never be required again.
2007-02-05 07:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if I was sitting on it at the time, I'd probably sh*t myself which, come to think of it, is why I'd be sitting on it in the first place!
2007-02-05 12:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the contractor that put the lighting in and complain.
(I think you meant lightNing)
2007-02-05 07:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends whether I was sitting on it at the time...
2007-02-05 06:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
buy a candle and cancel the vindaloo
2007-02-05 06:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Neill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a new toilet.!!!
2007-02-06 15:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call my landlord and tell him to buy me a new one.
2007-02-05 06:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by Tall Blond Chick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the one in the other bathroom.
2007-02-05 06:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by Paige 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy a new water dish for the dogs :(
2007-02-05 06:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by Breesy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋