Lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body
The bartender looks up at the guy and says
2007-02-05 06:27:08 · 13 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk
hehe
2007-02-05 06:27:33 · update #1
Check out my other joke too:)
2007-02-05 06:37:22 · update #2
I havent heard this one before. Im going to try it at work tomorrow
2007-02-05 06:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Breesy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not great but ok 6/10
2007-02-05 06:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's funny - silly,but funny! Do you suppose superheroes all have a mean streak?
2007-02-05 06:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by ; - } 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was a great joke.
2007-02-05 06:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a side splitter,but hey it put a smile on my face
2007-02-05 06:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by TOM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha good one.
2007-02-05 06:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Not_Here 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie!!!
2007-02-05 06:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by singlebravesfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha.
thats a good one
2007-02-05 06:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute but not really funny
2007-02-05 06:31:23 · answer #9 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now that's funny
2007-02-05 06:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋