My wife and I got married on Valentine's Day four years ago. Valentine's Day just also happens to be her birthday. This year my wife says its unfair, and she's frustrated with celebrating three things in one day, so she wants a new birthday. I told her that she could celebrate it any day of the year she wanted. But this wasn't good enough for her. She wanted to actually be put back in her mother's womb and come out again to have a new birthday. The scary part is, she actually found a doctor to do it!!!!!!!!! The surgery date is March 25th. You might have read about this in the news. Please help me convince my wife to not go through with this! I don't want to hear any comments on how crazy she is because I love her very much!
2007-02-05 06:26:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Same thing happened to me and my wife, except she was born on christmas. She wanted to meet santa, so i took her to the mall. That's probably what you should do.
Slamm'n Sammy
2007-02-05 09:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by JuliusRomans 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yea, be nice to her. Its a major turning point in her life....you have to be supportive. Perhaps you could scare her on the after effects of a '''born-again'' surgery ...the chances are that she may not come out the way she went in, I mean, she may miss parts of her body....a hand, a leg..or both hands..or both legs....(I heard it in the news...too) she may even suffer from a brain heammorage..and then it would be difficult for you too, so she'd lose the valentines day, her birthday, and the wedding anniversary anyway, if any one of the above were to happen...
so good luck, iam sure she'll get convinced....on your part, take your meds at proper times....lol !!
2007-02-05 06:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by arya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn r u in a fit, explain to her that everything happens for a reason, and that there is a time and a season for everything, there was a time for her birth, marriage and for this valentine's day and that everything was predestined by God and nothing was a mistake, she wasn't a mistake. Tell her u love her and don't care about the three celebrations just tell her to look at the plus side three gifts, three dates (BUY THE GIFTS AND TAKE HER ON THREE DATES OR ONE EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL DATE) LIKE MAYB BOOK A WHOLE RESTAURANT FOR JUST THE TWO OF U
2007-02-05 06:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by #1hotgurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a process called rebirthing that some therapists use. As for convincing your wife, well only she can decide not to go through with it. Good luck!
2007-02-05 06:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Shelley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no risk in the rebirthing surgery. the only possible damage is psychological, in which your wife will think she is a baby again. In this case you will have to teach her to eat, potty train, and drive again, the three worse things for teaching kids..how do i know this? because im..
dr. booma boom
see you on the 25th!!
2007-02-05 06:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by neff8684 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What?
You're joking, right?
How can she be put back in her mother, she's a grown woman.
She's either really small or her mother is really big.
Good joke!
2007-02-05 06:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♥CandyGirl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is probably the most ignorant thing I've ever heard of.
2007-02-05 06:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
okay, how exactly is that possible?
2007-02-05 06:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay......WHAT???
2007-02-05 06:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by D'oh! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...
2007-02-05 06:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by RivatricHistrionic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋