I'm trying to come up with a list of the biggest, better known lies?

Question

in the order of "it will only hurt a little bit" or "just the head to see how it feels". Can you add your two cents?

Answer 1

If you take the garbage out first, then we can have sex.
I'm fixed I swear.
I swear I won't tell my husband.
Please don't stop it feels so good, I promise I won't come in your mouth.
No, honey, I don't know who's panties those are.

Answer 2

okay obviously theres 'its not you its me' and the thousand variations of that, i wont come inside you (not that ive ever used that), i love you, if a man doesnt have sex 4 a long time he gets very ill do u want that on your head? if we dont finish what we started ill ____ (take ur pick, die/get sick/ lose the ability to walk)

Answer 3

Lol I like the question...let's see..
It's not you, It's me
Here's a lolipop to make you feel better
My lips are sealed, not a word to anyone!
we'll be there in no time

Answer 4

hi there, so you have been divorced three times? Well, no wonder why you are spending two thrids of your time on yahoo. Go to the corner of your room and think about your past, GO.

Answer 5

I love you
No, it's not a cold sore
It's pre-***, not pus
They aren't warts, theyr'e speed bumps.

Answer 6

trust me, the checks in the mail, i ain't lying, I'll just put the head in. i t doesn't taste bad.its clean, just let me see it, just let me put my finger in it. i won't tell a soul. were out of gas. just feel it.

Answer 7

Love You....

Answer 8

i wont come inside.. i promise (never again)

Answer 9

How about,I'll be gentle.

Answer 10

Its not you, its me!