I was outside attempting to fly a kite with my son. Everytime the kite got up in the air it came crashing down. After this had gone on for awhile, my wife stuck her head out the front door and yelled "you need more tail." I turned to my son and said, " son, I will never understand women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite." What is wrong with you women?
2007-02-05 06:11:57 · 15 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2007-02-05 06:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She shoulda said, "If you add more tail to kite, it'll fly higher." The term "needing more tail" could be looked upon as a sexual reference. The woman just didn't want to come off as an "easy lay". There's nothing wrong with us women at all. Sometimes we don't phrase things correctly just like you men seem to do.
2007-02-05 06:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by padiwan2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what it is about tail but my ex-boyfriend used to like to take my son - then 2-1/2 to Wal-Mart and then came back and said that my son was a bad influence on him because he had taught him how to "tail watch" in Wal-Mart! Can you believe that??? Looks like Baby Firefly is sitting on my face! Raw Tuna smell is so awful I'm about to puke!!! Mop it up girl! I'm sure he would let you do that!
2007-02-05 07:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by K-E-G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bottom line. We are in control. We are always right. Do not try to figure us out. You will only confuse yourself, and you may even cause yourself damage. Good luck with that kite....
2007-02-05 06:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sharlala 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen Brother, Amen.
To the punk impostor directly below me, you are nothing, you will never be anything but nothing and no one gives a crap about what you got to say, so do us all a favor and go away.
2007-02-05 06:25:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost pissed my pants. LOL!!!
There is nothing wrong with us. We just like to keep you on your toes. Just go with the flow and you'll be alright.
2007-02-05 06:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by zumi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Sounds like something my husband would say!
2007-02-05 06:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. i need more tail too seahawk. can you accomodate? *smooches
2007-02-05 09:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Great start for this week!
2007-02-05 06:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by dianabarff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny !!!!!! thank you brother for the excellent humor !!!
2007-02-05 06:16:10 · answer #10 · answered by dharp66 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋