How many George W. Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Gimme a punch line and I'll give the best answer vote to the funniest.
2007-02-05 05:52:28 · 15 answers · asked by i_miss_sherry_07 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WELL,, WE'VE JUST FOUND OUT IT WILL TAKE
30,000 MORE THAN WE THOUGHT.
2007-02-06 05:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by degesetay 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
None he wouldn't be bothered changing the light bulb he would just hire an electrician and have a new light installed.
2007-02-11 13:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do we need light when living in the Bushes?
2007-02-10 22:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two, one to tell explain to him the light bulb is out. And other to change it.
2007-02-12 03:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by sydekyck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two
one to hold the light bulb
one to hold the ladder
but then it would require the military to spin the White house.
2007-02-10 09:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mark W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two, daddy can read the directions and the son to change the bulb.
2007-02-09 14:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by vivib 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just one; but, it takes the entire department of defense and the CIA to tell him the wrong way to do it first.........LOL
2007-02-10 01:46:37 · answer #7 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
About 230,000 troops that he sent to Iraq.....They would love to shove the blown bulb up his a**...!!!!
2007-02-11 11:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as many as he wants he's the President.
2007-02-11 10:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
none because he took it out to make something for the war (maybe a bomb???)
2007-02-11 11:13:31 · answer #10 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many soldiers do we have?...because we know he damn well cannot do it himself. by the way, the dubya stands for weasel.
2007-02-12 02:59:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋