The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
2007-02-05 05:49:50 · 11 answers · asked by Cap10kirk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
coffin
2007-02-05 05:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest.
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.
"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation—surely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?"
The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
2007-02-05 14:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Condoms
2007-02-05 13:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dave - H - 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a coffin
very good
but i didnt know till i read the answers LOL
ok so i cheated but at least i admitted it
2007-02-05 16:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate riddles! They make me feel so thick! I would never have got that and I'm not your average stupid person. Oh .... and I've got red hair!
2007-02-05 14:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by jan the gooner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coffin
2007-02-05 16:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by katie r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a coffin. i need one and i know it, so there! your joke's broken!
2007-02-05 14:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by sb85 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
coffin/casket
2007-02-05 13:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by broadwaynights87 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a casket
2007-02-05 13:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by Sophie J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a woman
2007-02-05 13:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by The question guru 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋