Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?
2007-02-05 05:40:13 · 7 answers · asked by Polaco B 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The same guy that looked at a chicken's rump and said. "Hmmm. That looks tasty."
2007-02-05 05:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same guy who said, "Hey the grape juice has gone bad, but I'm sooooo thisty, I'll drink it anyway...Hmmm tastes funny, but feels great!"
How about the guy who said, "Hey the milk has gone so bad, it's turned solid. But I'm so hungry, I'll spread it on some bread and eat it anyway. Mmmmmm, curdy, but good."
That first guy who looked at the cow was probably a kid who's mom had said, "Look, junior, now that you have teeth, you are not getting anything more out of my dangly things. Maybe that cow over there will let you have some hers. Her calves have teeth from birth."
2007-02-05 13:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first dude who's mama cow had a baby cow?
2007-02-09 11:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Yoi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can guarantee that it was a Woman that wanted something to pull that would squirt liquid out.......When she wanted it to.....
2007-02-05 16:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE MILKING MACHINE DOESN,T STOP UNTIL IT GET 5 GALLONS.
2007-02-09 00:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by riccibigm47 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I give up...who?
2007-02-05 13:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by LolaCorolla 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the farmer!!!!lmao i dunno it was just a guess
2007-02-05 14:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋