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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

2007-02-05 05:38:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

lmao thats good.

2007-02-05 05:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!

2007-02-05 05:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

!!!!

2007-02-05 05:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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