A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.?

Question

Once he is done the barmantells him he owes £5.

"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.

"Okay," says the barman, "If you said you paid, you did."

The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the barman can't keep track of whether his customers have paid.

The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt.

The barman replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."

Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.

The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink doubles when, suddenly, the barman leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose."

"Don't bother me with your troubles," the man said. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

Answer 1

Thank you for the laugh. I liked that.

Answer 2

blonde barman i think 10/10

Answer 3

how do u do the unusual dollar sign? all i will do is this a million $ oh ok i've got self assurance stoopid i in basic terms be attentive to the yank sign for funds. now i make relaxing of myself! hahaha im so stoopid! hahahaha im so stoopid! :) i attempted to do ur dollar sign even nevertheless it didnt artwork y not?

Answer 4

Has to be a blonde barman, its was good.

Answer 5

So, did he get the change or double punched?

;> but needs closure.

Answer 6

hahaah this is ok... i've heard better but this works for the morning on a monday :)

Answer 7

cool funny

Answer 8

you know that might just have worked my thoughts go out to those tight *** drinkers.... lmao great one :)

Answer 9

old one but nice

Answer 10

Oh yes!