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2007-02-05 04:46:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Horse Racing

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Um, if you are a horse. Otherwise... you are really desprate!

2007-02-05 14:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by The Animal Psychiatrist♬♪ 5 · 1 0

I recently had intercourse with a sheep at a friend's house. He is a sheeprancher and one day he was talking about how good it was. He left town for a few days and asked me to feed his animals. I took the chance and gave it a try. The strange thing is that I enjoyed it more than having sex with my girlfriend. When I was a young lad I was molested by a female babysitter. I was wondering if you may think that the earlier incident in my life has affected my sexuality. I liked it so much that I want to do it again, but I am worried that I may contract a STD from the ewe. I have heard that you can.

Here's something else to consider: it's virtually impossible for animals to consent to sex with humans, and these acts are illegal in most places. If animals become the focus of one's sexual attention and activity (as you've hinted they might for you, Woody), it's time to call a mental health counselor in your area to explore what's on your mind: concerns, motivations, etc. Still with you, Woody: confusion, fears, mistrust, anger, or anything else you might feel about the sexual abuse you experienced earlier in your life is reason enough to pick up the phone for some assistance regardless of what behaviors it may or may not be triggering now. (For more on help in this area, see Resources for male survivors of childhood sexual abuse and incest in Alice's Emotional Health archive.)

As with other uncommon, taboo, and/or illegal activities, sexual contacts with animals might be stimulating for some people because they are secretive, forbidden, and dangerous. An animal doesn't "kiss and tell," nor do his or her expectations "get in the way." Some historical background on human-animal relations, along with other reasons why anyone would even horse around this way, can be found in the Alice archived answer titled, Bestiality.

2007-02-05 15:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

This bloke in Port Augusta in South Australia had sex with his pony,and got caught,he got in the biggest $hit ever..
I don't think it's a very good idea to have sex with your horse,unless you want your brains kick out..
anyway good luck with this feat..

2007-02-06 23:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0 0

Or can a horse have sex with you? either you are very horny or very ugly

2007-02-05 19:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by jim m 3 · 1 0

Takes all kinds of people to make this world.

2007-02-06 13:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by UrlacherGirl54 1 · 0 0

NO!!!! That is soooo weird!!! Besides the nasty you would probably get the crap kicked out of you or you would be layed down on!!!!

2007-02-05 17:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

if you was really gapped

2007-02-05 15:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 0 0

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