A man went into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more.
Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered £500 to no avail, so he made a final offer of a £1000. The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar.
The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death.
The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said,
"You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."
2007-02-05 04:42:06 · 14 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Hahaha That Was Real Good!!
Dudette xx
2007-02-05 04:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by {*} Dudette {*} 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, you may carry your prescripton pills on your carryon (by no potential verify them). No, you do no longer choose the actaul prescription. I continually leave my meds of their origional bottles and have all of them of their very own zip good bag so they're all mutually. in the bag with the meds is a catalogue of all my meds, the dosages and when I take them, my wellbeing situations and a catalogue of all my medical doctors and their touch suggestion. If i'm vacationing with somebody I enable them to be attentive to the place my meds are, and that i've got the record of medical doctors. this manner if something have been to take place to me, my compainon would be attentive to the place to seek for my lists and meds with the intention to offer them to emergency personelle. so some distance i've got by no potential mandatory my record, in spite of the incontrovertible fact that it relatively is stable to have in basic terms in case.
2016-10-01 11:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, wasn't expecting it to be superman!! lol, thanx for the laugh!
2007-02-05 07:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. yeah, Superman is nasty when he is drunk. he tricked me into that...now I'm in the hospital with a body cast.
2007-02-05 04:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee.liked that. A lot
2007-02-05 04:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one gigi 10/10
2007-02-05 04:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like this one!
2007-02-05 05:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie Flo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-02-05 04:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe classic
2007-02-05 05:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-02-05 04:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋