Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in
frontOf yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.She asked, "What are
all those clocks?"Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will
move.""Oh," said Rabri,"Who's clock is that?"That's Gautam Buddha's. The
hands have never moved indicating that heNever told a lie."And whose
clock is that?"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The handsHave only moved
twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in hisEntire life."Rabri
asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"Laloo"s clock is in my office",
replied yamraj, "I'm using it as aCeiling fan".
2007-02-05 04:41:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
COOOL bahut badiya
Saach itna kadva hota hai aaj pata chala
2007-02-06 01:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Meeku 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one 10/10
2007-02-05 12:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2007-02-05 14:27:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a gud joke
2007-02-06 06:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by harshadlr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...is this a muslim joke?
2007-02-05 12:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved that
2007-02-05 12:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by amatsco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-02-05 12:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋