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Sometimes I find myself missing my gf, like when she's at work and I have the day off. So to help with the loneliness, I keep a pair of her used undies in my pocket at all times.....when I'm out and about and I feel the loneliness starting up, I pull them out of my pocket, press them against my face and breath deep. It really helps, but I have been asked to leave a few places because of this. I thought about bringing along something of hers that is less noticeable, but to be honest, the part of her that provides that special scent is the part I miss the most. So, what should I do? I've already been thrown out of half of the places in town.

2007-02-05 04:38:33 · 30 answers · asked by Poster22 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Lord, why must I endure these simpletons?

2007-02-05 04:45:24 · update #1

I'm glad that at least a few of you have a sense of humor........

2007-02-05 04:48:30 · update #2

30 answers

Where them on your face at all times like a mask. People will assume you are trying to stay warm / avoid airborne illness and won't mis your girlfriend anymore.

2007-02-05 04:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Tanya Pants 3 · 1 0

It's definitely not wrong. It's good that you are so in love with her!! A lot of guys can't say that. What is wrong though is doing what you're doing in public places obliviously. You've got to respect other peoples spaces and places. If you're in a restaurant or eating place, be discreet. Try putting you forehead on the edge of the table as if you've got to rest your head a minute or something and take a good whiff. The key word being DISCREET! Just be smart about it. If using public transportation and u get an urge. Try to conceal it in both palms and fake a sneeze into it so that it would look like you're sneezing into a hanky or something. There are ways... just find them and stay in love with that girl. I hope she knows how crazy you are about her.

Rock on!! or should I say SNIFF ON!!!

2007-02-05 04:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Slim Shady 5 · 0 1

Hahaha ummm yeah wierd! wierd cuz you take them out in public and do it out in the open! if you need to do that, why don't you do what some prisoners do and rub the scent on a paper, so u can atleast pull out a piece a paper with the scent and not the undies! and you can still be allowed in public places! Hahahahahaha!!!

2007-02-05 04:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by ♥AMO♥ 3 · 0 0

maybe it is wrong. i don't know. some people just get offended or disgusted by it. what you should do is take those panties and the sent, and produce it into a scratch and sniff card for yourself. Or bottle it into a colonge so you can splash it all over yourself. You can call it Insta-Menstral.... or something like that. just becarefull. could attract dogs too.

2007-02-05 04:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by donttrustsheep 3 · 0 1

Just cut the crotch out of the panties so that they won't be so noticeable when you pull them out of pants. The crotch will be smaller therefore concealing what you're doing a lot better.

2007-02-05 04:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ok, that is a little weird, but if that's what you wanna do then why don't you just not do in the middle of public, i mean go to the bathroom or some where a little more private.

2007-02-05 04:42:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it's my scent from the last time we were together and then she had to run over to your place!!

She did mention that you snagged her knickers that evening and didn't return them and NO I will not give you a pair of mine when those become stale!!

2007-02-05 04:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by Paul M 3 · 1 2

hahaha, jeez well whatever floats your boat. If it really makes you feel better about missing her, then go ahead...just don't do it in a place where people can see you :) it might be disturbing to some viewers.

2007-02-05 04:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by xoxo_sexy_biatch_xoxo 5 · 0 1

My ex-husband was a panty sniffer too Poster22!!! When I left him, he claimed he slept with my dirty underwear for a month! He! He! He! That made my day!!!

2007-02-05 05:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by K-E-G 3 · 2 0

while i can understand you miss your girlfriend, that is a little creepy, on the border of obsession. you need to learn to be yourself and discover who that is. is sounds like you view yourself as you and your girlfriend, not just you. find out who you are and the rest should follow

2007-02-05 04:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by Carrie H 5 · 0 1

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