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For those of you who hate hypotheticals, abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Here's the scenario:
1) Your brain is removed from your body and kept alive so you can still think.
2) Your body is allowed to die.
3) Your brain is split in half while still alive. (This has been done with the brain still in the head - the people live)
4) The same thing is done with another person
5) The brain halves are then reconnected with the matching half from the other person so that you have two full brains, each with half yours and half someone else's.
6) The brains are then implanted into bodies which have had the brains removed
7) One is implanted into a woman's body, the other into a man's body.

The question is: When you wake up after the surgery and look in the mirror, do you see a man or a woman?

2007-02-05 04:23:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

Hi XXL,

Funny one. I think you mis categorized this one. It belongs under jokes and riddles. :D

Love ya.

2007-02-05 04:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by MtnManInMT 4 · 1 1

We'll need some sophisticated equipment for this one, but I'm sure we can get some foundation or other to furnish us with a lab and some serious funding. I mean, they funded that experiment where they fiddled around with fruit fly genes, producing gay fruit flies...or so we've been told...
And we'll need a volunteer. Well, actually, we'll need two volunteers.
Meat Machine, would you step forward please? Oh, and bring your favorite lady friend with you.

*rubs hands together*
.oOThis ought to be interesting...

Stand by, folks, we'll let you know in approximately six months to a year or so whether Meat sees a man or a woman in the mirror......

2007-02-05 04:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It all depends on if you think with the right side or the left side of your brain. If you learn to do both, then you can think as a man one day, and as a woman the next.

2007-02-05 04:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0 0

I didn't know that they started to do brain implants! You should write for a science fiction mag.You do have an imagination.

2007-02-05 05:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 0 0

I see you.

2007-02-05 04:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That'll be an error...the brains don't match.

2007-02-05 04:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Did your Xbox brake..?

2007-02-05 04:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Infamous 2 · 1 0

You really have nothing to do, huh?

2007-02-05 04:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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