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and did he stop to gawk at the rings around Uranus?

2007-02-05 04:21:39 · 14 answers · asked by Mango 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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What do you mean, I don't see any rings!!

2007-02-05 09:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 · 0 0

At that time people did not know that a space suit is needed to go across space.

2007-02-05 12:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by jikg 3 · 0 0

Actually, modern biblical scholarship now shows that Jesus threw a smoke bomb on the ground, and when the smoke cleared, he was gone.

The notion of Jesus really flying to Heaven was incorrect.

2007-02-05 12:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The question is moot as there is no credible evidence to document that Jesus was ever a historical figure. It's a story.
Use your mind. THINK. It is the single most important thing that the authority figures in your life DON'T want you to do.

2007-02-05 12:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

"Space" is one of those "scientific" theories.

Heaven is just on the other side of the firmament (where all the lights "scientists" say are planets and stars are placed by god). It is possible for people to build a tower up to heaven (Babel) and it is possible to climb up to heaven with gods help (Jacob's ladder).

2007-02-05 12:26:05 · answer #5 · answered by Dave P 7 · 2 0

This makes me sad. My Jesus died for us and none of us deserved to have such a precious gift. You have the nerve to joke about the most wonderful phenomenon ever know to man. Jesus saved your life before you were even born. He knows what you will do and say before u ever say it and do it but you still wanna make jokes. Jesus is good and He loves u. I hope one day you'll love Him back for what He has done for you.

2007-02-05 12:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by marinewife 3 · 1 2

No they would just have shot it on a sound stage because of radiation.

2007-02-05 12:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by firey_cowgirl 5 · 0 1

this is a fairy-tale added into the book of acts

2007-02-05 12:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by sahara_springs 3 · 1 1

Anti-gravity boots, dude. That's why he didn't need to reach escape velocity.

2007-02-05 12:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

This question deserves no answer. Ever.

2007-02-05 12:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by justin_49ers2001 2 · 1 1

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