The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the barman, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Barman says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double To which the guy replies, "Thankyou. Make it a scotch."
2007-02-05 04:10:52 · 13 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent! lol
2007-02-05 07:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome
2016-05-24 18:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was that guy, except in the UK where a scotch is about £2, about the same price.
2007-02-05 04:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just Laughed Out Loud
2007-02-05 04:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile and laff a bit not dead funny yeh funny, but unfortunately not a rib tickler of a joke...
Its quite a good joke compared to some that have been posted on her, I really don't know why some people bother putting their jokes on coz they've not even a little bit funny at least yours is a little funny!!
2007-02-05 04:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by Carole W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny 10 out of 10
2007-02-05 04:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by sukis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair 7/10 no big laugh.
2007-02-05 04:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At last, a purpose for lawyers....
v.funny
2007-02-05 04:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea that works!
2007-02-05 04:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by Pippa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still makes me larf arf arf!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 04:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋