I don't know how I got over the hill
without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray
and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft..
Today, it's called golf
2007-02-05 04:04:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laughs chris 10/10
2007-02-05 04:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 09:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-02-05 04:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by sukis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny i love your joke good job man.
2007-02-05 05:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one
2007-02-05 05:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by gemini52 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm time for a little rest I think
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2007-02-05 04:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1-Good
2-not so much
3-good
4-not so much
5-not so much
6-too wordy-needs another intro-good idea...
7-good
2007-02-05 04:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by karat4top 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm, I think you should maybes stop for today?!?!
2007-02-05 04:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the end was good but the beginning was.... dry
2007-02-05 04:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-02-05 04:13:22 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to sleep
2007-02-05 04:09:12 · answer #11 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋