I was just wanting to see who has the funniest joke!
2007-02-05 04:02:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
" why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-02-05 22:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some Henny Youngman wife jokes:
Take my wife...please!
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
2007-02-06 16:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by idlebud 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blond Burnette and red head are in the deseret when ther car breaks down so each one takes somthing from the car to get tp the station the brunette takes food so she wont get hungry and the red head takes water o she won't get thirsty and the blond takes the car door after a while the red head asks the blond wbhy she brought the door she sdays "So if i ge hot i'll roll down the window"
2. A women who coocks beans and peas in the sme pot is uncanitary l.o.l
2007-02-05 05:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks into a dentists office and says, "i think i'm a moth." The dentist replies, "well if you think your a moth why did you come to the dentists office?" to which the guy says, "the light was on"
hahaha i know it's horribly corny but you gotta love scrubs
2007-02-05 04:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by danlyman8804 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 years of war against terrorism and they did not find bin laden and American soldier still die in Iraq
2007-02-06 20:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat that when she went into the ocean the whales started singing "we are family, even though you're bigger that me!"
2007-02-05 04:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Zoe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tow guys walk into a bar.......... the third guy ducks
2007-02-05 05:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋