Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
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How old would you be
if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
2007-02-05 04:02:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMSL
how did you guess my age
10/10
2007-02-05 04:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 11:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about algebra - so know the feeling!
2007-02-05 04:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Pippa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes It is funny especially coz it's all true...
2007-02-05 04:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Carole W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-02-05 04:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-02-05 04:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked that
2007-02-05 04:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are cute.
2007-02-05 04:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...I laughed
2007-02-05 04:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...
2007-02-05 05:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋