Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school,
Did you manage to live a well planned life? "
" Yes," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked,
"What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."
2007-02-05 04:00:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad you have posted better 8/10
2007-02-05 04:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-24 18:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-02-05 04:03:59 · answer #3 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I thought for a minute it was going to be the one ending in a stamp collector.
2007-02-05 04:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a joke that I would tell my grandmother.
2007-02-05 04:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-02-05 04:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-05 04:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not
2007-02-05 04:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's cute. Was that friend blonde? :p
2007-02-05 04:05:00 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ha ha nice
2007-02-05 04:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋