1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for
the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ******* floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it.
2007-02-05 03:41:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ******* does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ***?
2007-02-05 03:42:12 · update #1
My favorite is when people pound repeatedly on the up or down button of the elevator, when it's already lit up, as if that's going to make the elevator move faster.
2007-02-05 03:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is full of questions, the beauty is getting an answer that makes sense to you and keeps you guessing as to what is going to happen next.
2007-02-05 11:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of that is true, and yet so many of us asks those dumb questions.
2007-02-05 18:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by ooh2sweet2b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The things that people do....the world s pretty dumb is you ask me
2007-02-05 11:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by red_klinik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-05 11:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha those are so true i love them
2007-02-05 11:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by lost_in_love_still 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-05 12:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by amatsco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! good one! keep'em comin.
2007-02-05 11:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 11:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋