Soometimes pick up lines can be ever so stupid how crappy do they come? lets find out.
2007-02-05 03:35:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"That dress you're wearing would look even better on the floor next to my bed."
"Hi, I'm ________. Remember that name, because you're going to be screaming it later."
2007-02-05 05:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst one I have ever heard, and this is real.
One Saturday night, a bunch of us were at the pub playing pool, and a guy came up to my sister and asked her if she would like to come over to his place for breakfast. She, accidently of course, let her cue hit him between the legs. My sister is the type that doesn't put up with crap with losers.
2007-02-05 03:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by A dad & a teacher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this once....at a truck stop. "hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven ? cuz your the pretiest angel I have ever seen on earth." The waitress and I both threw up at the same time.
2007-02-05 03:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by Todd R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them!
If one leg is Thanksgiving and the other is Christmas, can I come between the holidays!
2007-02-05 04:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once read a redneck line that stuck with me. I don't know why???..lol... But here it goes....
"Your face reminds me of a wrench...everytime I think of it.. my nuts tighten".... lol
2007-02-05 03:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by no cutesy name : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Can I talk to you in hindi?" followed by "No, then can I talk to you in English?" followed a few weeks later by " hey, looks like we have some brown in common" (compared his forearm to mine).
2007-02-05 04:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by cuteami78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst one i used was " Did it hurt when you fail from heaven"
2007-02-05 03:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby, you have an asss like a keg.....I just wanna TAP IT!
2007-02-05 03:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by Submit to her Feet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might as well sleep with me, cause i'm going to tell all my friends you did anyway.
2007-02-05 07:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol.. good question..
what bou "Can i buy u a drink!?" , "what do u do?" "u single bird?".... wthell.. men! lol
2007-02-05 03:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋