A man walks into a bar after a hard days work on Monday and asks the bartender for a Tequila Sunrise.
The bartender complies and serves him his drink.
The man really enjoys them so he keeps on ordering them throughout the entire evening. The man enjoys them so much and likes the place that he keeps on coming back everyday for the rest of the week, always ordering Tequila Sunrises.
The next week, the man comes stumbling in after work and asks the bartender for a "Sprite."
Well the bartender is dumbfounded and asks, "Hey buddy, you came in all of last week ordering Tequila Sunrises like there was no tomorrow. Why the change?"
The man replied, "Well, after ordering all of those drinks, I ended up going home and blowing chunks."
The bartender says, "well I see your point, that much drinking can make you sick."
The man interjects and says,
"NO...you don't understand.....
CHUNKS is my DOG!"
2007-02-05 03:34:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch ouch !!! LOL !!! That's the best joke
for Mondays like this Monday....
One of these days....
Aaron.
2007-02-05 03:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Hilariously disgusting!
2007-02-05 04:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats sick haha
2007-02-05 03:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by lost_in_love_still 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's a bit sick...
It's like blowing on a small....err (oh god, i cant believe I typed that)
2007-02-05 03:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, great joke!!
2007-02-05 03:39:05 · answer #5 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
but at least it stopped the man drinking
2007-02-05 03:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-02-05 03:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
terrible, but funny
2007-02-05 03:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-02-05 03:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 03:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋