if God made man in his image then it follows he's got a todger. what's it for? does that mean there's a Mrs God? Who made her?
Just wondering like
2007-02-05 03:30:22 · 9 answers · asked by Pilgrim 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He doesn't pee with it and he doesn't have sex so it must be an evolutionary hang over from a previous population of Gods that died out leaving just the one...gee I don't know, I think God is a fiction.
2007-02-05 03:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
God made man in his image in the sense that that we are free-willed creatures with a wide array of emotions who are able to choose the path that we will follow.
2007-02-05 04:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by capn_blueballs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to the bible god doesn't need a todger - he can snap his fingers and create stuff - but I'm excited to read responses - this should prove very entertaining.
Darn it - come on Christians, enlighten us....... please
2007-02-05 03:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the only begatting that god is said to have done was with Mary to produce Jesus.
2007-02-05 03:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a lie. God is a myth. God is man-made.
2007-02-05 03:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Apparantly God is omnipresent which means you are touching his willy right now.
2007-02-05 03:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Zebedeesnose 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only man has banal thoughts and you obviously have your share of them.
2007-02-05 04:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by June smiles 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why are you so obsessed with your dinkle why don't you go play with it in the corner.
2007-02-05 03:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
surely of all of lifes great mysteries you can ask a better question than that.whew!!!
2007-02-05 04:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by BRYAN H 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋