He said...Want a quickie? She said...As opposed to what?
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He said...This coffee isn't fit for a pig! She said...No problem, I'll get you some that is.
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said...It's not my fault. I ran out of money.
He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said...If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well. She said...Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we could do without the gardener as well.
He said...You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said...No, have you?
He said...Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.
2007-02-05 03:21:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done emma see all aimed at guys 10/10
2007-02-05 04:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-02-05 03:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry to say but it seems like you need to move on. When a girl makes it obvious shes not interested it means exactly that. Sorry bud.
2016-05-24 18:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!! Hilarious!!
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-05 03:34:36 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
love the last one
hehe
2007-02-05 03:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it xx
2007-02-05 03:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-02-05 04:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones, very nice ones
2007-02-05 04:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm taking them for my own.
2007-02-05 03:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great extremely funny
2007-02-05 03:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋