and asks the bartender for a beer
the bartender serves him and the duck drinks his beer and leaves
a couple of days later, the duck has been in everyday drinking his beer and leaving
the circus ringmaster comes in asking if he could put some posters up
the barm,an says thats fine but then suddenly realises and shouts the guy back, he says
hey mate ive got a duck comes in here youd love... he drinks like a human, and talks like a human
thats great, replies the circus master, can you give him my card
sure replies the barman
the next day the duck comes into the pub and the barmn hands over the card and tells him about it
The circus? the duck replies, as in a big top,#
yes says the barman
as in a tent, mostly canvas?
yes says the barman
the duck looks confused at the barman and asks
what the hell do they want with a plasterer
2007-02-05 03:20:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha I like that one, made the guy next to me jump when I burst out laughing!!!xx
2007-02-05 03:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is not just your average duck......he's a blue collar, beer drinking, plasterer! This was cute.
2007-02-05 03:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it, made me giggle that did
10/10 and a star
2007-02-05 03:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh lol
2007-02-05 04:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. I shall pass it on.
2007-02-05 03:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by Zebedeesnose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This may sound stupid but I don't get it!
Can someone explain this joke to me!!
2007-02-05 03:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Dannie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He sure acts like a human! i like it lol !!
2007-02-05 07:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-02-05 03:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-05 03:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was alright
2007-02-05 03:58:51 · answer #10 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋