A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied
2007-02-05 02:57:44 · 16 answers · asked by Bev 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bev, you can really get any guy interested when you start a joke like that......excellent !!!!
2007-02-05 03:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke. Never heard it before, but it's funny. Also, the one about Harvard guy and blonde.
2016-05-24 18:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one I've heard this morning, 9/10
2007-02-05 03:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-05 03:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O those women, oh those lovely, gorgeous blond women !!!
No fun, no life on earth without them ....
Thank Yo for the fun: Aaron.
2007-02-05 03:58:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, sooooo funny
deserves 10 out of 10
2007-02-05 03:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by dadda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2007-02-05 03:45:00 · answer #7 · answered by m.j h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-05 03:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-05 03:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny one!
2007-02-05 03:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋