WELL, WHY DONT U TRY THIS: "I've got a terrible itch, but I think ur the only one that can scratch it properly...but I'm not going to tell you where it is...you'll just have to find it, & I'm only gonna tell u if u start getting 'warmer'. If ur too busy, or dont want to try to find it, there's this new guy that's already offered to try!"
2007-02-05 03:02:57
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answered by nomutilation4me 2
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Cute Romantic Messages For Him
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answered by ? 4
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You're both southern rednecks? Then how about something like "I just thought of another use for duct tape,"
2007-02-05 02:54:41
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answered by JB 6
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Tell him you are lying naked on the bed, drinking some bud light and you were wondering if he wanted to come over and watch some nascar with you?
2007-02-05 02:55:29
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answered by David S 2
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i have no freakin idea...what do rednecks like besides moonshine?
maybe if you text him that you have a hankerin for a bottle shaped toy between your legs...maybe he'll get the hint?
2007-02-05 02:55:34
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answered by Anonymous
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"Hey baby, just want to let you know that I am thinking of you, my sexy cowboy."
How about that? Or:
"I'm a redneck woman, and I like my guys red hot- that's why I chose you."
2007-02-05 02:57:22
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answered by Koneko 2
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i don't know what to tell you, sorry, but the whole "we are southern redneck" bit just cracked me uo.. lol
2007-02-05 02:55:20
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answered by Estelle 3
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u my house, 8:00
bring whip cream.
LOL classic hahahaa
2007-02-05 03:19:04
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answered by ♥~♥ 3
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tell him
hey baby
just want say i luv u &want u ...imange this u me champaine and bubble bath...he he
2007-02-05 02:58:52
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answered by Maria N 2
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TELL HIM THAT YOU CANT WAIT TO HAVE HIM DO SOME NASTY THINGS TO YOU!!! I'LL LEAVE THE NASTY THINGS UP TO YOU. GOOD LUCK
2007-02-05 02:54:54
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answered by yungblud00 2
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