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i need cute romanic or sexual text messages. asap. me and my boyfriend have been together 1 year and 3 months we are both at work right now (not at the same place) and i want to send him a cute/ romantic/ or sexual text message. we are southern rednecks.
answers are greatly appreciated

2007-02-05 02:51:40 · 10 answers · asked by christie. 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

WELL, WHY DONT U TRY THIS: "I've got a terrible itch, but I think ur the only one that can scratch it properly...but I'm not going to tell you where it is...you'll just have to find it, & I'm only gonna tell u if u start getting 'warmer'. If ur too busy, or dont want to try to find it, there's this new guy that's already offered to try!"

2007-02-05 03:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by nomutilation4me 2 · 0 0

Cute Romantic Messages For Him

2016-12-14 18:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You're both southern rednecks? Then how about something like "I just thought of another use for duct tape,"

2007-02-05 02:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by JB 6 · 4 0

Tell him you are lying naked on the bed, drinking some bud light and you were wondering if he wanted to come over and watch some nascar with you?

2007-02-05 02:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by David S 2 · 2 0

i have no freakin idea...what do rednecks like besides moonshine?

maybe if you text him that you have a hankerin for a bottle shaped toy between your legs...maybe he'll get the hint?

2007-02-05 02:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Hey baby, just want to let you know that I am thinking of you, my sexy cowboy."
How about that? Or:
"I'm a redneck woman, and I like my guys red hot- that's why I chose you."

2007-02-05 02:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Koneko 2 · 1 0

i don't know what to tell you, sorry, but the whole "we are southern redneck" bit just cracked me uo.. lol

2007-02-05 02:55:20 · answer #7 · answered by Estelle 3 · 0 0

u my house, 8:00
bring whip cream.


LOL classic hahahaa

2007-02-05 03:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by ♥~♥ 3 · 0 0

tell him
hey baby
just want say i luv u &want u ...imange this u me champaine and bubble bath...he he

2007-02-05 02:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by Maria N 2 · 0 0

TELL HIM THAT YOU CANT WAIT TO HAVE HIM DO SOME NASTY THINGS TO YOU!!! I'LL LEAVE THE NASTY THINGS UP TO YOU. GOOD LUCK

2007-02-05 02:54:54 · answer #10 · answered by yungblud00 2 · 0 0

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