it's cristmas time and little johnny got a train set.
he is sitting in the front room playing, mum is in the kitchen cooking.
johnny "any body on the train get the f*** off, anybody boarding the train hurry the fu** up"
mum comes out the kitchen "johnny go to your room for an hour until you have learnt to speak nicely to your passengers"
1 hour later
mum's back in the kitchen johnny starts to play choo choo
johnny "any body getting off the train please mind the gap, any body getting on the train have a nice journey. those of you moaning about the 1 hour delay blame the fat b**** in the kitchen
2007-02-05
02:42:56
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