A man who smelled like a brewery flopped on the train seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
2007-02-05 02:30:08 · 7 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl @ mr blues arthritis
lol sorry
2007-02-05 02:43:40 · update #1
That made me laugh even though i have arthritis myself :-)
2007-02-05 02:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Blues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was very funny would love to say that to a preaching priest
2007-02-05 02:34:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just brill gigi keep em coming 10/10
2007-02-05 02:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a star for that one.
2007-02-05 04:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by ann n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Brilliant! :)
2007-02-05 02:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-05 02:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 02:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋