A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for £10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
2007-02-05 02:24:26 · 6 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor kwakers and you cant get shoes to fit it 10/10
2007-02-05 03:00:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is what really funny joke.
10 / 10 x 10
2007-02-05 10:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by laziifrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Stupid man, he gave money 4 somethin he could of put 2gether.
2007-02-05 10:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor duck.............hehehe
2007-02-05 10:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 10:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 10:28:37 · answer #6 · answered by Che-Che 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋