Spent all day playing golf yesterday and when i got in, was told my sunday dinner was going to be another hour. Of course my wife got the sharp end of my tongue as this is totally unacceptable as all she does all day is clean.
2007-02-05 02:20:42 · 56 answers · asked by shergar 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
The cheek of the woman !!!! What the hell is her problem ???? When she married you she knew what she was signing up for, a life of complete an utter devotion to you, her knight in shining armour, well shining as long as she shines it on a daily basis !!
I think you should show her whos boss, shes obviously forgotten that you are there to be waited on hand and foot, and then when you demand her sexual services she should be eternily grateful that you are allowing your massive winkle anywhere near her ungrateful whinging body !!!
You are my hero, I'm going to go home tonight and lay down the law to my wife !!
I'll let you know which ward I end up in on our local hospital !!
2007-02-05 02:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ouch, let me get this straight your out enjoying a round of golf leaving your wife at home to be the little house wive and make your meal.
Come home to find the meal will not be ready for an hour, so you explode.
Slavery has been abolished it is the 21 century and the role of the domestic goddess has gone you want your meal then why not cook it yourself.
Could you not eat at the club house, found a pub,a restaurant rather then expecting your wife to do it.
Personally I rethink your wrong.
2007-02-05 03:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by rachelsweet2001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No your wrong. If shes cleaning how has she got time to cook at the same time and of course shes not allowed a life of her own? If thats your attitude how about you get yourself a good job and earn some good money and pay for a maid instead of treating your wife like s**t. I think you wife should bin you off because your unacceptable.
2007-02-05 02:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor baby, had to spend all day playing golf, I feel so sorry for you.
If you're hungry and dinner isn't ready yet you should get off your a*s*s and help out, you medieval prick. Besides the fact that golf doesn't last a specified period of time so she had no way of knowing when you'd be home in the first place. If you aren't cooking it, dinner happens when she says it happens.
2007-02-05 04:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Hamlette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well u deserve the punishment if u are a grumpy person about it. I would have given u a sharp tongue right back. A true gentleman is patient and doesn't yell at his wife for any reason.
2007-02-05 03:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sound sooooooo sad. If you think its her job to wait on you I think you left behind in the 19th centuary or something. Maybe you should see a therapist fast before your insecurities drive your wife to dump you. A real 21st cent. man would have arranged a surprise meal for her as a' thank you' for all her efforts or come back told her to have a nice lazy bath while you cooked as you'd been out all day having fun.But maybe she was having her own fun while you were out and thats why dinner was late If she was are you surprised?
2007-02-05 02:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are quite right to place demands on your own time and capabilities. So get cooking for yourself and you can time the oven for your return to a cooked meal. then try washing the dishes saving your wife from cleaning all day.
Shes not cleaning all day you cannot be that filthy, if you are then she needs to get your filthy body out of the house forever.
Remember this when you are married. Get a life with your wife when the time comes!!
2007-02-05 02:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by jupiteress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, while you were out cavorting with your buddies, she was stuck at home cleaning and when you decided to saunter in you were pissed your dinner wasn't ready?
What the hell do you think she is? Some galley slave?
You're just lucky she didn't slip you something in the soup, if you know what I mean. You could have been pushing up daisies right now.
Think about that before you yell at the cook next time, as*hole.
2007-02-05 02:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Listen to yourself mate! Your living in the 21st century and your still expecting your wife to behave and treat you like a wife of the 40's 50's. Grow up will ya. How disrespectful can you be. This is YOUR wife! How ever did she say yes to a man with an attitude like that. Bloody cook something yourself, if you have time to moan you have time to cook.
tssshhh gosh men like you really need to take a great big look at yaself.
2007-02-05 02:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by kel_mccoy_uk555 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Firstly. Did you wife know what time you were coming home?
Secondly. Did you ask her why. They may of been a problem.
You should treat your wife with a little more respect i think.
It could be worse you could live with a complete slob that just sits around all day in her own filth and cooks microwave foods only for you.
Think yourself lucky she is there.
When all comes to all what would you do without her?
I think your wife maybe better off with someone that does respect her and lets her have time for herself.
2007-02-05 02:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋