A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong. After a few seconds, he blows his load in her pie hole and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
2007-02-05 01:49:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All your jokes seem to be very anti-male. I think you should give us a chance we arent all bad!
2007-02-05 02:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was on Jarhead, the movie....except for the special cookies part. All the soldiers sit around to watch some por n and one of the guys statrs crying because it was his wife and at the end, she's like...'who's the cheater now?'
2007-02-05 02:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Dat's a gd way 2 ask 4 a divorce
2007-02-05 02:10:51 · answer #3 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-05 01:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L my A off!
ha ha ha
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2007-02-05 02:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo bravo! This riddle was absolutly lovely.
2007-02-05 02:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Tia J. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-02-05 02:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good but not too much for the poor guys friends!!!
What did they do to her...................oh yeah...............she probably give them a go too!!!!
LOL..................one of the funniest i have heard on here!!!
2007-02-05 02:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!!
:-D
xx
2007-02-05 01:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves him and his friends right. LOL. I LIKE IT!!
2007-02-05 02:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋