one more :O)?

Question

A naive young girl from a small town was
visiting friends in San Francisco.
She phoned her mom to let her know how she
was getting along.
"Things are rather strange here. I see men
who hold hands, kiss and hug each other.
They're called 'gays' or homosexuals.
Even more surprising, there are women here
who do the same things and they are
referred to as 'lesbians'. You probably won't
believe this, but some men here put their heads
down on a woman's private parts and do things
with their tongues." "Good Lord," her mom said,
"what do they call them?" "Well, after I caught
my breath I called one of them PRECIOUS!"

Answer 1

Ha Ha Ha. I generally call them god!

Answer 2

Okay. Now I got a b*ner. I have to leave soon. Thanks a lot!!