A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
2007-02-05 00:51:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lovely,hilarious.i love it.
2007-02-05 00:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a similar joke, and it always makes me laugh! That would be a clever way to get your yard dug for planting, but I don't know anyone in prison. :)
2016-05-24 17:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that's so funny 10/10& a star for you
2007-02-05 00:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good free gardeners........Mail readers.I can't share this one the jail mail readers won't like it.........
2007-02-05 04:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao... Very Good. that definitely deserves a star..
2007-02-05 00:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk yuk,your a regular jerry sienfeld.
2007-02-05 00:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just a meh for that one... wasnt that funny
2007-02-05 01:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by bilinda_82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is good. clever guy.. lol
2007-02-05 01:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by fang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
2007-02-05 00:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 00:57:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋