funny practical jokes to wind my perfect boyfriend up???

Question

Ladies im sure you can relate when i say my boyfriend thinks hes always right. After three years now of listening to how right and perfect he thinks he is, i want some practical joke ideas to annoy him. Childish i know, but it will just make my life better!!!

Answer 1

Try shaving his eyebrows whilst his asleep - a bit harsh but funny
if its to harsh try this every time you speak or look at him look over his left sholder - never directly into his face, it is really annoying cause he'll keep looking to see what your looking at - trick is, is not to let on you doing it as far as your concerned your making perfect eye contact - you'll have him spitting fire in no time

Answer 2

I were given some, some are somewhat more effective mean than others. a million. Your community shops might want to promote this. it really is termed crystalline pink. mixture it with some pink punch. it really is secure. In about an hour even as he is going to the lavatory, he is going to pee out blood pink. it really is in uncomplicated words dye, he will have a more effective healthful! 2.the subsequent one is warm seats. positioned warm pepper into his underclothes. in case you do his laundry, when you wash his if he wears darkish underclothes, this works maximum perfect.Take the black pepper and rub them into his underclothes. Shake it off, then throw it again into the dryer with a dryer sheet. This keeps him from smelling the pepper. It burns..keep this one till he makes you mad. 3.Print up a bogus letter that designate the reason why you're having issues such as your sex replace from a made up well being care specialist. Mail it on your position finished with letter head. leave it out. 4. deliver him a bogus letter caution him about your criminal interest and also you're to be considered risky. be particular it really is done with letter head

Answer 3

Have you ever done an IQ test. Well log on to one and do the test whilst hes not there. Then say to him one night i'm miles more intelligent than you are I bet I've got a higher IQ blah blah and let him log on and do the test, then you do it again and obviously you'll know the answers! Then you can keep rubbing it in about how thick he is. I did this to my husband and he still doesn't know!

Answer 4

go into his house and hide frozen prawns in inaccesible places

just as he's leaving (or left) on a long business trip/holiday, go to his house and phone the australian speaking clock.. leave the phone off the hook....

or you may want to save these until you break up with him :-)

Answer 5

Ask him to repeat after you or read from signs (like they did in Aqua Teen Hunger Force) saying: I Am, Sofa King, We Todd Ed. Then you can laugh like mad if you get the joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u9BH6QpgmA

Answer 6

ok this ones gr8 u know those little party poppers that shoot confetti everywhere? well tye one of those onto a bathroom door or somewhere hes sure to go and when he pulls BANG!!! its really funny and painless he'll jump 5 feet in the air!!

Answer 7

theres the easy ones like putting salt in the sugar or theres the harder ones that require more work .............dont forget once you do one he might think you deserve some back ............how about sending him a letter from the police saying his penis enlarger has been found and he can now claim it back .....or other embarrassing item .......

Answer 8

Tell him u r pregnant and the father is his dad...put clingfilm on the toilet seat.

Answer 9

brilliant joke this is.... hen he comes home from work or something , hide behind a door with a baseball bat , when he comes in, swing that bigboy into his nuts, then shout "damn i thought you were a burglar"

Answer 10

Tell him that you no longer want to be with him as he doesn't do it for you like your lesbian lover.