2007-02-04 23:51:54 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My friend - this is a serious issue and therefore take heed...
First of all you need to find the origin of the smell and I wouldnt do this without being fully protected. So therefore I would invest in a good pair of washing up gloves.. a pair of goggles, a snorkal and boiler suit.
While she is asleep get in to your gear -and carefully inspect her body - you may seen fumes - which is a good indication of the orientation of the odour!!
Once you have secured the source of smell you need to circle it with red pen-be carefull she may feel this... do with care, then next morning.. she will wake up go to the bath or shower and see this red mark circled.. she will ask where it came from, but of course you know nothing.. she will have the urgency to wash like mad - and that will solve your problem. You may have to go through this process a few times, as the source of smells move about - by then you will have her in the routine of washing.. and you can leave off this smelly mission.
Good Luck go with speed!!
2007-02-05 00:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by kel_mccoy_uk555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Community divided on this one as unsure if it is a joke. If it is you got the laughing going. If it's true you must really want to be with her to put up with this, She must be told .Could be bad body hygiene or not changing her underwear regularly. Only extremely rarerly is it a medical conditions as in gladular etc. I have been involved in previous line of work with people like this. They aren't really so much oblivious to the smell as actually accept it and think it's only them that are aware of it. There are so many reasons they are like that, sometimes because they were just not brought up with good hygiene example, others that have just let themself go and so lazy they don't wash etc. If the jokes on me for explaining all this to you, no probs as I bet there's someone out there will benefit from the info. If it's true you must talk to her, you may actually need to get her step by step to tell you how she washes, cares for her clothes etc. Lots will be te he he heing at the mere thought of that but if you're sincere you are sticking with a smelly girl and cleaning her act up can only benefit you tool
2007-02-05 00:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Mat Urity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could try suggesting tht you give her a massage with scented oils or you could buy her some nice perfume and ask to smell it on her.You could also suggest sharing a bath or shower together and lavish her with attention afterwards.REMEMBER if she does any of these complement her on how she smells nice and am sure shell love the attention and keep makin the effort to smell nice for you
2007-02-05 00:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Of all things you could compare her to, she smells like a hamster? Haha! Order her to take a nice, long bath. Be sure to provide her with the works: a bubble bath, scented candles, aromatherapy, nice smelling shampoo and soap. (Tip: go shopping at Bath and Body Works) I'm sure she'll be really motivated to smell nice and clean with all the nice stuff you provided her with. Good luck!
2007-02-05 00:03:38 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personal 2 hamsters myself and they do an similar ingredient. you should probable scrub out that is cage extremely nicely and ensure your utilising pink cedar bedding, no low priced stuff. The more low priced bedding wont take in the pee as well and that is going to easily sit down there and small undesirable. a sturdy form is "pets %." truly a style of two thoughts can help you. sturdy luck
2016-11-25 03:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you picking on poor little hamsters? And why are you going around smelling hamsters anyway?
Buy her some bubble bath products.
2007-02-04 23:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
donr give her purfume that wont help because she will smell like a hamster with perfume on give her a spa day or somthing like that then at least you will get maybe a few days where she smells nice
good luck mate
2007-02-04 23:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by james s 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a flatmate once who had a girlfriend that smelled exactly like a dog whenever she drank alcohol. If she drinks, tell her to stop for a while and see how she smells after that.
2007-02-04 23:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by sticky 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy her lotion, Perfume and a shampoo for Valentines
If you tell her straight IT will end the relationship so a gift wouldn't make it obvious
Or dump her and find yourself a good smelling girl
2007-02-04 23:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by panta 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe smells bad ok u must smell bad too hehe look u must tell her to have a shower or u'll leave her but too hahahahahahahaha or buy her a hamster. too funny
2007-02-04 23:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by safar m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋