An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly medical, his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sp*rm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back "He needs your underwear."
2007-02-04 23:27:19 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EWWWW
:-)
Here's another medical.
A guy with a frog on his head comes to the doctor. The doctor asks "What on Earth happened to you?!"
The frog replies:
"At first there was just a wee lump under my knee..."
2007-02-04 23:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by M 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Predator Two.
2007-02-04 23:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A doctor once told me to give him those too..... Maybe it was the same doc?!
2007-02-04 23:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy. Good one though
2007-02-04 23:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by leilis4 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, there is not enough mocking of the elderly on here
2007-02-04 23:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know what to say!! but if you pick me as the best answer i'll smile!
2007-02-05 14:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one before, but it gets me everytime! lol....
2007-02-04 23:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by im*horny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 00:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true
2007-02-04 23:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by roxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but good
2007-02-05 00:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋