what do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
a wooly jumper
why are pirates called pirates?
because they arrrggggghhhhhhhh
knock knock
whos there
letuce
letuce who
letuce in or ill break the door down
2007-02-04 23:19:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pity the kiddies have to grow up, why cant they stay so cute?. Love the jokes
2007-02-04 23:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you, the kids others.
A man bought a caterpillar for a pet.
He kept it in a box.
The man was going to church and asked the caterpillar if he wanted to go rejoice with him.
No answer from the caterpillar.
He asked a second time.
No answer.
Finally he looked in the box and asked again.
The caterpillar answered: I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes.
2007-02-04 23:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by STARLITE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RABBIT WITH A LOT OF FLEAS
BUGGS BUNNY !
AN OLDIE BUT A GOODY FOR THE KIDS
2007-02-05 00:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pardon me for gagging.
2007-02-04 23:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by D.L. Miller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of the mouths of babes ah!
2007-02-04 23:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-05 00:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones
2007-02-05 00:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how old are ur kids?? ok kinda funny
2007-02-04 23:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by GollumAnderson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're a good role model ...just a thought...thanks
2007-02-04 23:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
here's one you can tell them:
knock, knock
who's there?
olive
olive who?
o-live you! (Ilove you)
2007-02-04 23:24:56 · answer #10 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋