A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this evening, in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." Said the copper
"What happened dear?" came the reply
"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" Exclaimed his wife
"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off." said the officer
2007-02-04 22:42:37 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOW thats FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! huahuahuahuahua if you pick me as the best answer i'll smile!
2007-02-05 15:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
Can't beat the old Tommy Cooper jokes.
2007-02-05 06:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might have let off the one eating fireworks..
2007-02-05 07:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've lost count of the number of times I've heard this
2007-02-05 07:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all in a day's work
2007-02-05 07:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still funny
2007-02-05 07:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best joke i've heard
2007-02-05 06:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-05 08:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you crack me up, you really do!!! lol
2007-02-05 07:40:30 · answer #9 · answered by im*horny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhh...lol...no comment..
2007-02-05 06:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋