n a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest.
The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.
"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation—surely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?"
The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
2007-02-04 22:26:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.....very funny one.......never heard before...thanks for the laugh.....
2007-02-05 02:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-02-05 06:34:52 · answer #2 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great 10/10
2007-02-05 09:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a very good joke and shows how bad the priest really is!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 06:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...summertime i say...thanks for the laughs
2007-02-05 06:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.... thats a good one
2007-02-05 07:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by jeza_babi_89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GR8 JOKE..............
2007-02-05 07:07:00 · answer #7 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...ohh damn
2007-02-05 06:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by missTQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋