2007-02-04 22:15:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I have nothing to say, I just want to die or disappear!
2007-02-12 20:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by Polynomial 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on, Dude! Are you conserving your farts are so virulent they gained't even enable you to bypass to a secluded position? "something no longer precise" because the ambitious Dr. Lee suggested at O.J. Simpson's trial. ideas what you devour. A pungent fart means a bowel move is drawing close. you imagine I merely made that up? attempt to look after such business business enterprise throughout your grooming contained in the morning. Afterwards, in case you ought to fart, you ought to fart. It must be finished. If it truly is a social nightmare via close proximity of human beings, merely excuse your self. I had an intense priced chum throw up at a celebration at present. It change into no longer something. i change into so overjoyed to manage to help her get her composure decrease back. not in any respect ask for forgiveness on your humanity.
2016-11-02 09:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends if it's a silent fart then I would just walk away and just have them think someone else done it. If it's loud then I would just look around at the next person as if they did it so everyone else would think so.
2007-02-09 11:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by pinkish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is a little old person or a construction worker, maybe a person with a dirty job. I walk by them discreetly and quietly let it out, then I make sure that I am about four feet from them when people walk by and look at the person strangely, then I look at them and saddly shake my head. In a grocery strore, I stand beside my son and then leave quickly, when he smells it he gets furious.
2007-02-04 23:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by 2fine4u 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I say nothing and quickly leave the area before I see the paint begin to peel.
You want to really leave an impression ? Eat loads of foods such as sugar free cookies, that have lots of "sugar alcohol" in them, before shopping.... guaranteed you will make someones eyes water !!
lol
: )
2007-02-05 02:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would move around to the other side of the group of people I was around without saying a thing.
2007-02-12 11:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dear olde mum had the best little saying for those little slips"Share that will ya,two sniffs you're a glutton!"the best ice breaker for a crowd
2007-02-04 23:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by felicityfrost13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me
2007-02-12 08:32:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean accidentally? I save mine up!
Only kidding!!
2007-02-05 01:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ms. Manners says to NEVER admit that it was you and to look at the closets person and look at them funny like they did it.
2007-02-04 22:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's silent, I'll not say anything, they don't know it was me. But if it's really obvious it was me and denial isn't gonna work, then I'll just say sorry.
2007-02-04 23:03:03 · answer #11 · answered by Sheriam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋