A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said, "Your requirements please."
"Well, let me see. He needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. He has to be willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. He must also tell me interesting stories when I need companionship for conversations, or be silent when I want to rest."
The officer listened carefully and replied,
"I understand. You need a television."
2007-02-04 21:54:57 · 10 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what ever~
loved ur joke
keep them sending!
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2007-02-05 02:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. He is right, that would be a tv. That man definately does not exist unless he is part alien with mind reading powers...
2007-02-05 06:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, good old reliable television.
2007-02-05 06:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The very idea is impossible.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-02-05 06:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a computer? They don't pee on the toilet seat or leave dirty clothes on the floor.
2007-02-05 07:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-05 07:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>that's a nice one.
2007-02-05 06:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. TVs are great.. oh yes, so are husbands... but TVs are great
2007-02-05 05:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. O'Neill 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sometimes...i agree..lol
2007-02-05 06:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 08:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋